One of the city workers explained, “The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today.”In the first year of marriage... In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.“Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it but it was very small and I couldn’t make it out.”“I was so curious that I decided to go round again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn’t see what the sign said.”“By now, I was determined to read that sign so I went round a third time. As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view.”“And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?” asked the. I d**g myself from the bed and staggered to our bathroom.At that point,my world changed forever.On the batrhoom counter,was a note from my wife.She must have got back early from her trip.With trembeling fingers,nails still polished,I picked up the note and read it."I see you finally woke up." Got home early, expecting to find my husband, only to find some little slut dressed in my clothes,passed out on our bed." Well, little slut, after you read this, call me at work."I finally got up the courage to call her, and she answered the phone and said-"Well, I see the slut finally woke up."I tried to speak, but was cut off.Shut up,sit down and listen to me.When I get home tonight,we have alot to talk about.I want you to put my clothes, back in your closet,leave on the nail polish,shower and wait for me to get home.Oh-and by the way,don't look for your camera.I have it here and have downloaded all you sick pictures on my computer.See you when I get home slut.The time d**g,I could not get any.
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